Sunday, October 25, 2015

On Tristan Walker, the first of his generation

I was not part of my sister-in-law’s birth plan and yet there I stood, holding my brother’s baby’s tiny hand as the nurse pricked the heel of his flexed foot to take yet another blood sample. “You are strong, little man,” I said, biting back tears. “You are strong like daddy. You are going to be fine.”

But I don’t know that any of us really could fully believe that. Because our sister, Rachel, wasn’t fine, she was never fine. When she was born, she looked complete and perfect, though small. But her heart never fully formed in the womb and by the time the doctors discovered her unfinished heart two months after her birth, it was too late.

Rachel’s memory was the string, connected and vibrating through my mother, my brother and me in the days after my nephew’s birth: Sometimes babies die, for no reason at all. Sometimes babies die.

“How could this be happening to us again?” we thought. It’s one of those irrational human thoughts, as if enduring one loss means we should be spared anyone else dying for the rest of our lives.

It was not supposed to be like this at all. The baby’s due date fell a week before my spring break in my Pre-Med coursework. I was supposed to arrive in D.C. on Sunday and be presented with my week-old nephew, the first of his generation, and get to snuggle him and with tears in my eyes say, “Well done!” while shaking my brother’s hand.

Instead Tristan’s birth was a week overdue and 51 hours long. Sunday morning, I was on the Orange line platform at Roosevelt headed to catch my flight at Midway when my mother called me to tell me that the baby, only a few hours old, was having trouble breathing. He was being transferred to the special nursery on oxygen and antibiotics. The medical team suspected TTN, transient tachypnea of the newborn, a complication of the long birth involving excess fluid remaining in his lungs, making it difficult for him to breathe. It wasn’t serious, reasonably common, and I needn’t worry. But I come from a long line of overachieving worriers. We go above and beyond when it comes to worry. We are the first to volunteer to worry when we needn’t. If others aren’t worrying enough, as community servants, we will worry on their behalf.

So I worried until I arrived at the hospital and made my way up to the special nursery where I found Tristan in an incubator, wearing a full-face breathing mask with my brother asleep in a recliner next to him. The scene was heartbreakingly sweet, despite the newly arisen medical complications: my baby brother sleeping next to his sleeping baby.

Tristan and his dad.
March 22, 2015

Countless poets and writers have said it more eloquently than I throughout all of time, but I think it bears repeating: love is torture. To love is to have your heart broken again and again by things not going perfectly and painlessly for those that you have the great honor to love. To love is to watch numbers flashing on an oxygen monitor and attempt to will those numbers higher with your mind and a prayer to a God you hope is listening… If you’re being honest, a prayer to a God that you hope exists. To love is to allow yourself to rejoice in the good news that the oxygen levels are stable only to have your heart broken again a day later by the news that the baby, despite being on antibiotics for the TTN, has a fever.

From the way the hospital staff reacted, we could tell it was a very bad sign. My brother refused to leave Tristan’s side in the nursery. His wife, my mother and I slept in the postpartum room, awaiting any news.

A nurse practitioner entered the room and roused us from sleep. Without any lead up or warning whatsoever, she coldly pronounced, “We’ve ruled out everything else, so it’s most likely meningitis. We are going to transfer him to Bethesda to perform a spinal tap and continue treatment.” Now I’ve not been to medical school yet, although I have been accepted to matriculate next fall, but I’ve learned enough from shadowing the Doctors Quinn and House to know that meningitis in infants is a devastating disease and that process of elimination is not the surest path to diagnostic success.

Attempting to remain calm, I said to the doctor, “Can you please explain to her what that means?”

Indignantly she went on, “Well, you can get an infection anywhere in your body and meningitis is an infection in your brain,” which has to be the absolute worst way to explain meningitis to a woman who has been awake for 3 days and spent 51 hours pushing an 8 pound human out of her body.

At that point, my brave, stoic sister-in-law fell apart. My mother held her as she wept and mouthed to me, “Go get Stephen.” I tore down to the hall to where my brother was holding a hysterical Tristan’s hand as the nurse attempted to draw yet another blood sample.

“She needs you,” I said.

“I’m not leaving him here alone,” he replied.

“I’ll stay. You go.” I took Tristan’s hand out of my brother’s and the nurses generously said nothing about breaching the protocol dictating that only wrist-banded parents be alone in the room with the newborn. So that’s how I ended up alone with my nephew who was fighting for his life in the primal, fight-or-flight sense of the phrase. Separated from his mother and surrounded by wires, he was being restrained, starved and attacked from all sides with needle after needle. I had never seen something so small in so much pain.

As I held his hand, I experienced a fascinating combination of fear and love… not for the baby himself, whom I had just met, but for my brother. I felt depths of love for him previously unknown to me. I didn’t know I loved him this much. I feared selfishly how much his loss would pain me. How could I look my brother in the eye if something happened to this baby? What would I ever say to him if his son died? It wasn’t supposed to be like this.

My brother and his wife appeared in the nursery just as the mobile NICU team arrived from Bethesda and began preparing Tristan for transport via ambulance. The doctor leading the transport team approached us and began to explain their plan to my brother.

I gazed down and read the name embroidered on her coat. It read, “Dr. God.” G-O-D. I leaned over to my sister-in-law and whispered, “His doctor’s name is Dr. God…” The doctor could tell we were talking about her and caught my eye. “Yes it is. It’s my married name and, believe it or not, my father-in-law is a Reverend.” Reverend God.

She went on, “In order to take the best care of him, we have to prepare for the worst, in this case, meningitis, but let me assure you, your baby is not in acute distress. He is alert, hungry and really mad, all of which are good signs so we are not in a rush. We’re not going to turn on the siren or the lights. We’re not going to speed and we don’t want you to either.” In fact, she advised us to delay our arrival until after the spinal tap had been performed, a procedure probably too traumatic for a parent to witness. Her optimism and gently commanding demeanor calmed us and everyone stopped needing to choke back tears.

As they wheeled him down the hall towards the ambulance dock, I turned to my mother and said, “Mom, he’s in God’s hands now and God is a woman.”

In Dr. God’s hands, he arrived safely at Bethesda, the spinal tap came back negative for meningitis despite antibodies in his bloodwork, his oxygen levels remained stable for days, and his fever never returned. After 4 days in the NICU, to our relief and disbelief he was sent home. He was fine.

We’ll never know what happened in Tristan’s tiny body and the range of possibility is vast. On one end, maybe it was as simple as a faulty thermometer. Maybe he never had a fever while on the antibiotics in the first place. On the far other side of the spectrum of possibility: maybe there was a miracle and my mother’s hysterical prayers for healing in the hospital chapel were answered as quickly as we could say “Dr. God.”

The truth, of course, is probably somewhere in the middle where science and the divine intertwine. Perhaps the precautionary antibiotics already in his system for the TTN fought off whatever other infection briefly surfaced. Perhaps the little bit of fluid in his lungs saved his life.

We don’t deserve anything and yet we ask for so much. So whenever something doesn’t go my way in the future or a prayer is left unanswered, I hope I remember the one big answered prayer we got in March of 2015 when Tristan Walker, the first of his generation, didn’t have meningitis. I’ll say it again: love is torture and I want to be tortured by my love for that kid for a lifetime. And with God’s grace, I will be, even if God is just an M.D.

Tristan and his dad, wearing noise canceling headphones.
September 2015

Monday, September 28, 2015

Chevron Gradient Afghan


  • Size 7, 40 inch circular knitting needles
  • Stitch markers
  • 15 skeins Hikoo Kenzie (160 yards, 50 grams per skein) or 2400 yards of a worsted weight yarn. The colors I used in my blanket are in order: 
1000 - Pavlova
1017 - Kiwano
1007 - Kiwi Fruit
1006 - Kumara
1005 - Bayberry
1011 - Tamarillo
1015 - Boysenberry
1014 - Malbec
1027 - Takahe
1013 - Tekapo
1008 - Kale
1025 - Elegan
1002 - Grey Salt
1018 - Seal
1010 - Glacier

  • k - knit
  • p - purl
  • pm - place marker
  • sm - slip marker
  • k2tog - knit two together
  • m1R - make one right leaning increase
  • m1L - make one left leaning increase
  • md - mitered decrease - slip 2 stitches together as if to k2tog, k1, pass the 2 slipped stitches over
  • ssk - slip, slip, knit

Using the first color in your chosen gradient, cast on 237 stitches. 
To adjust the size of the blanket use a multiple of 24 + 1 + twice the # of border stitches on each side.
Example: 237 = (24x9) + 1 + (2x10)

Garter stitch border:

Knit 8 rows.

Chevron Pattern Setup Row:

Row 1 (RS): k10, pm, k1, ssk, k9, m1R, [k1, m1L, k10, md, k10, m1R] repeat between brackets until 23 sts remain, k1, m1L, k9, k2tog, k1, pm, k10
Row 2 (WS): k10, sm, purl to second marker, sm, k10

Chevron Pattern:

Row 3 (RS): k10, sm, k1, ssk, k9, m1R, [k1, m1L, k10, md, k10, m1R] repeat brackets until 23 sts remain, k1, m1L, k9, k2tog, k1, sm, k10
Row 4 (WS): k10, sm, purl to second marker, sm, k10

Repeat rows 3 and 4 throughout body of blanket changing color as you wish. If using Kenzie, work each color until you nearly run out of yarn always ending after a WS row. My sample has 24 rows of each color. That is, for each color, I worked rows 3 and 4 twelve times each to create twelve garter ridges in each color along the horizontal border of the blanket.

Garter finish:
On your final color, work rows 3 and 4 eight times each. Repeat Row 3 once more.
Knit 7 rows ending after a WS row.

Bind off loosely and weave in ends.
Wet block blanket to desired measurements.

Tuesday, September 1, 2015

Clementine Knits Seed Stitch Infinity Scarf Pattern

Luxurious and simple, this scarf is the perfect addition to a winter wardrobe. Seed stitch shows off Madelinetosh A.S.A.P.'s wonderful colorways!

  • 3 skeins Madelinetosh A.S.A.P. (shown in whiskey barrel) or approximately 270 yards of a bulky or super bulky weight yarn. I would classify A.S.A.P as a bulky, although on Ravelry it is classified as a super bulky. For reference, it is definitely thinner than Malabrigo Rasta.
  • 24 inch circular size 13 (9mm) needles (straight needles will work fine too!)
Cast on 29 stitches.
Row 1: k1, *p1, k1* repeat to end

Repeat row 1 until nearly all yarn has been knitted, leaving a few yards for bind off and seaming. When joining new skeins know that Madelinetosh A.S.A.P. wet-splices very well leaving you with no ends to weave in!

Bind off all stitches while maintaining the established seed stitch pattern. Using a darning needle, sew ends of the scarf together. Go forth and be warm!

Tuesday, July 21, 2015

DIY Scrabble Themed Party

We decided to host a Scrabble-themed bridal shower for my sweet little sister, Claire. She's always loved playing Scrabble and is notorious for making up "original" words to play. This theme was so fun to play with and created a really unique shower that didn't feel cheesy or sentimental. Surprisingly, when we started looking for ideas online and on Pinterest, there wasn't a whole lot out there. I thought I'd share the ideas we came up with!

The Invitation:

We decided to do only a digital invitation for the bridal shower to be emailed to the guest list. I took a picture of the Scrabble board and "BRIDAL SHOWER" and then added the text over the image in Pages. A couple of screenshots later, I had myself this adorable invite!

The Traditional Bride's Tiara:

Claire absolutely loved wearing this tiara we made by glueing the tiles onto a tiara from Party City.

Decorations & Games:

We had almost 40 people coming to the party so playing any group party games would have been a challenge. Instead, we put out two vintage Scrabble boards, tons of spare tiles that we bought off Etsy and a sign that said, "Play a word that describes Claire." By the end of the party, the board was full of lovely adjectives and nouns about Claire. The centerpiece displaying their future name was handcrafted by our brother, Jeff, as a wedding present. It was a favorite of everyone at the party. Now Claire and Danny have it on the mantle at their new home.

My mom found this great font online to make a Scrabble letter banner. She printed out each letter and mounted it on cardstock. We punched two holes in each letter and used two ribbons to tie each to the toile ribbon.

 We used the tile racks to label lots of things around the party. We had run out of C's by the time we had to label the champagne punch, so we had to settle for the ever classy, "Boozy."

Party Favors:

Mom and I made Scrabble tile charms as the party favors. We started by buying this kit off of Etsy to understand how they are made. Then, in true Clement style, we reengineered them to make them better!

Sweet Treats:

Our neighbor is a very talented baker and she made these bite size cupcakes special for the shower. The tiles say, "Claire and Danny. Love Forever." Aren't they just too cute for W-O-R-D-S? They were such a success and delish. Also Mom found these Scrabble Cheez-Its which were a fun addition to the spread.

The shower was such a success! I can't wait to keep the party going at their wedding in September!

Monday, July 6, 2015

so you're a grown up who wants to go to medical school, part one

Hello wide world out there. It's been a while. So much has happened since my last post... breakups, organic chemistry, new apartments, travel coast-to coast, new roommates, a nephew (who is the best), and the dreaded MCAT (which was the worst).  Woven through it all, the good and the bad, are the thousands of meters* of yarn I've knitted these past two years. I can now say, in glorious past tense that I applied to medical school... the first round of applications anyway.

Getting into an MD program, what was two years ago an unbelievably daunting endeavor now feels close at hand, dare I say, achievable! I thought I would chronicle my journey here for any interested individuals by answering the questions that I had two and a half years ago when I realized I was a grown-up who wanted to go to medical school.

Who are you and why do you want to be a doctor?
I'm Maura. I am 27 years old. I have a BFA in Acting from the University of Minnesota/Guthrie Theater BFA Actor Training Program. I live in Chicago. To pay my rent, I teach knitting and work in a local yarn shop called Nina.

When I moved to Chicago, I was hired as a standardized patient at Northwestern University's Feinberg School of Medicine. Standardized patients are actors who pretend to be sick to train doctors. My favorite part of the mock physical exams with the medical students was the "moment before." When rehearsing a play in acting school, we'd pour over the details of our "moment before." We'd ask ourselves, "What happened right before I, as the character, walked into this room? Where had I just been, who did I see, what did I last eat?" But as a standardized patient, the "moment before" I relished was something different. I loved the anticipation of the moment before the student doctor entered the room. What would that very first moment feel like? What was the essence of the intangible energy that would fill the small, windowless space as soon as another human entered it? Would I feel a sense of calm wash over me or would my flight or flight response be triggered immediately by a brusque misstep? I quickly realized that being a doctor required much more than a wealth of medical knowledge. It was the students I saw who possessed effortless communication skills, a facility for empathy and the courage to look me in the eye and tell me the truth who I knew would one day become someone's beloved doctor. It was in those mock patient rooms that I realized I wanted to achieve my goal of having a challenging career meaningfully serving others, not as an actor, but as a primary care doctor.

What is your goal as a medical practitioner?
My goal is to provide primary care medicine to underserved populations in a unique setting that emphasizes proactive physical and mental health lifestyles. My background in theater, adeptness with communication and human emotion, and passion for healing will make me a powerful force in my patients' lives. Seeing myself running a clinic 15 years down the road, I imagine having monthly walks with my patients, smoking cessation and weight loss support groups and a basket of yarn and knitting needles in the waiting room, as a stress relief suggestion! Some might say I am too idealistic, that the state of medicine is too dismal for anything like that. However, if I am able to successfully execute one tenth of the ideas I have for changing primary care, I will be proud to know that I made my patients' lives better in small, but significant ways.

How did you complete the required pre-requisites to enter medical school?
I enrolled in Northwestern University's Pre-Medicine Post-baccalaureate Program. This is a 2-year night school for career-changers like myself. We attended school two nights a week and all day on Saturdays. Year one was general chemistry and physics; year two was organic chemistry and biology. If you are like me and have to complete all of the pre-med coursework, I would strongly recommend attending a post-bacc program if one is available in your city rather than taking your pre-reqs a la carte. My reason is this:

I couldn't have done it alone.

Nevermind the seven years of attending medical school and residency... getting into medical school is a big time commitment. Attending a post-bacc program to complete the science requirements allowed me to have age appropriate, brave comrades on this journey. My lab partners were other grown-ups with jobs, kids, partners and pasts who were sacrificing emotionally, physically and financially alongside of me to do this. We were each other's cheerleaders, tutors, counselors, knitting buddies and, above all, friends.

When I first began the program, it was hard, it was so hard. Years of yoga, neutral mask and circus skills had turned my brain to artsy fartsy, sensitive mush. Besides the physics and the chemistry just being difficult to master, I went through an additional crisis of faith. After turning down an offer for a play because I was in school, I rapidly spiraled down the ever so helpful “But did I give up my dream??” rabbit hole and I worried that I would grow to regret that leaving acting. A month in, I decided that I was going to leave after the first quarter was over. I confided this to my lab partner, Ciara. She asked me what I was going to do if I left. I said, "I don't know, work in the yarn shop forever?" She looked me square in the face and said, "You can do that when you retire but now you should become a doctor." Months later, I taught Ciara to knit and she is now nearly as obsessed as I am, but she was right. This is my purpose now. That was just one instance where we few, we happy few believed in each other when we didn’t believe in ourselves. As time went on, I pushed away thoughts of quitting … and my brain got stronger like the muscle that it is and the learning came easier and the concepts clearer as more and more lines from Shakespeare were evicted from my brain and replaced with chemical formulas, theories of physical space and organ systems.

We weren't always smiling as we are in the pictures above, but we did smile and laugh a lot, if only to keep from crying about a low grade or a frustrating assignment. There is talk of pre-meds being ultra competitive saboteurs, ready to cut one another down at the first chance. My experience was anything but that: this determined, diverse group lifted me up, buoying me forward through the hurricane of organic chemistry molecules, endless powerpoint lectures and botched Saturday morning NMR (nuclear magnetic resonance spectroscopy, something I understand, believe it or not). Besides providing wonderful peers, the program provided advisors, a student Pre-Health club, volunteer and job opportunities and a clear trajectory that took a lot of the guesswork out of collecting the pieces of the puzzle required to submit a competitive medical school application.

What was your MCAT experience like?
There is no secret to success on the MCAT. To prepare, I studied 20-30 hours a week for 4 months including a few hours on Christmas Day. I took the Kaplan live online 12-week test prep course. I took 6 practice tests made available through Kaplan. These tests are essential for building stamina and learning how to pace the 60 minutes of each section. However, because the score you ultimately received is a scaled score based on your fellow test-takers' performance, the practice test scores seem to be poor indicators of the score you will receive on test day.  The highest single practice score I received was a 506. The most helpful test was the one released by the AAMC itself. If your prep course does not come with this test, as Kaplan's does, I highly suggest buying it. I took the 2015 MCAT on the first possible test day, April 17, one day before my 27th birthday. In the end, I scored in the 96th percentile and received a 517. I am so grateful to never ever have to take that test again.

That's all for part one! Stay tuned for more in the coming weeks!


*As I'm a scientist now, I use the metric system.